Haoyu's gospel's definitions

Jacob Burbidge

The sexiest man alive.

Jacob Burbidge is so cool.

by Haoyu's gospel December 7, 2021

Jacob Burbidge

The coolest guy.

Jacob Burbidge is cool

by Haoyu's gospel May 16, 2022

Robin Zhang

Is not who you think he is. (¬‿¬)

Robin Zhang is cool.

by Haoyu's gospel September 4, 2022

Haoyu Ma

A rich and powerful person. The closest thing on earth to giga chad. He possesses the power of 10 suns. He should be worshipped. A true genius.

Hot girl: I want someone like Haoyu Ma.
Any self-respecting person: He's too good for you.

by Haoyu's gospel December 5, 2021