Definitions by Hans2468

irmscher

A brand of lipstick for turds, made popular by chavs who can’t afford anything other than a dismally awful car but want to pretend they’re boy racers.

My Corsa springs are so knackered it bottoms out on speed humps. I’m going to stick an Irmscher badge on the back and say I’ve lowered it.

irmscher by Hans2468 June 22, 2019