Tavis

Slang for "I'm Not Tava Smiley's father." Typically used by erudite activist interviewers.

Abbott: "Hey, are you Tava Smiley's father?"
Tavis Smiley: "No, I'm Tavis Smiley. May father is Tavis Smiley's father."
Costello: "You're Tava Smiley?"
Tavis Smiley: "Tavis."

by Hans Castorp January 03, 2008