Skip to main content
Dictionary
Dictionary
Store
Blog
World
Help
Advertise
Chat
System Status
Do Not Sell My Personal Information
Information Collection Notice
reCAPTCHA Privacy
Terms of Service
reCAPTCHA Terms
Privacy Policy
Accessibility
Report a Bug
Data Request
DMCA
© 1999–2026 Urban Dictionary ®
Words of the Day
Browse
Add a Definition
User Settings
Definitions by Hank McGuillicutty
assguard
Share definition
Flag
Something
that
guards
your
ass
.
I was sore after
accidentally
sitting on a
pickle
. I could have
used
an assguard.
assguard
by
Hank McGuillicutty
June 11, 2009