Definitions by Handsom Rob aka Big Poppa

Coffee ninja 

(n) One who secretly steals the first cup of coffee from a fresh pot, even though he wasn't the one who made it, thereby circumventing the "first dibs" rule granted to he who made said pot of coffee.

Damn coffee ninja! I just made that pot and I was really looking forward to having the first cup!

Coffee ninja by Handsom Rob aka Big Poppa April 10, 2010