A guy who strategically retreats to the bathroom during social gatherings, where he spends an extended period of time pondering life's mysteries while pretending to need an unusually long time to wash hands.
by HandledMessiah July 11, 2024

A guy who has the inexplicable ability to find the one loose thread on a sweater and obsessively pick at it until said sweater is irreparably damaged.
by HandledMessiah July 11, 2024
