Someone who recounts the mundane events of their day (or any past normal day) in extensive and specific detail, rarely elevating the emotional delivering of their "story" beyond the slightest hint of anemic charge, while ignoring any attempts by the listeners to stimulate the story by simply returning back to the dull, lumbering recall of their dry, insipid happenings.
Person A: "You speak to Mark recently?"
Person B: "Hell no. He's such a non-stop nothingteller that I blocked his number, moved to a new address, and filed a restraining order against him."
Person A: "You too, eh?"
Person B: "Hell no. He's such a non-stop nothingteller that I blocked his number, moved to a new address, and filed a restraining order against him."
Person A: "You too, eh?"
by Han YoloSwaggins December 11, 2024
by Han YoloSwaggins May 25, 2024
Relief at Missing Out
The relief felt after avoiding an undesired event, such as a party, meeting, traffic jam, or disaster. Opposite of FOMO.
The relief felt after avoiding an undesired event, such as a party, meeting, traffic jam, or disaster. Opposite of FOMO.
The RAMO I'm getting from not being invited to that party is pure bliss.
Buses are canceled? RAMO!
Nothing gives you RAMO quite like the day after you quit your shitty job.
Buses are canceled? RAMO!
Nothing gives you RAMO quite like the day after you quit your shitty job.
by Han YoloSwaggins August 07, 2019