Hammer man's definitions

cunt

acronym for "Can't Understand Normal Thinking"

Husband: You Can't Understand Normal Thinking!

Wife:?????
Husband: You cunt!
Wife: You fucking bastard, son of a bitch, asshole mother fucker!

by hammer man January 4, 2015

hammer

an extremely large penis

Wow he’s got a fat hammer!!

by hammer man May 11, 2019

Dogface

A dark haired girl that exhibits emo qualitys and is at the very least averagly hot. Age ranges from around 14 to 20 years old with the occasional exception.

See that girl over there, the one with the dark hair. She's totally a dogface.

by Hammer man September 7, 2008