cum squelch

Like tone squelch on a walkie talkie but with cum from “wankie pankie”.

Jack was feeling sexually abandoned on a deserted island so he wanked out an SOS in cum squelch all over his sleeping girlfriends face in the hope of rescue.

by Hambone Fakenamington December 28, 2021

Mahalo

Hawaiian for “thank you”. Also Hawaiian for “finger my hole-o 🤙🏽”.

Ladies in Hawaii be like “Mahalo!” the second I land. I mahalo-ed a girl last night…it was disgusting…she was well freaked out!

by Hambone Fakenamington October 31, 2022