Definitions by Hambone Fakenamington

Mahalo 

Hawaiian for “thank you”. Also Hawaiian for “finger my hole-o 🤙🏽”.

Ladies in Hawaii be like “Mahalo!” the second I land. I mahalo-ed a girl last night…it was disgusting…she was well freaked out!

Mahalo by Hambone Fakenamington October 31, 2022

cum squelch 

Like tone squelch on a walkie talkie but with cum from “wankie pankie”.

Jack was feeling sexually abandoned on a deserted island so he wanked out an SOS in cum squelch all over his sleeping girlfriends face in the hope of rescue.

cum squelch by Hambone Fakenamington December 28, 2021