Hal E. Wood's definitions

Kissasshole

Term used for any famous artist who kisses the ass of industry but is an asshole to his/her fans; a hypocrite of the highest order and a cog in the caste system that is Hollywood.

Don't even bother trying to get his autograph; he's a kissasshole.

by Hal E. Wood April 11, 2010

choochtard mcfuddywinkle

a person whose natural essence is very Elmer Fudd/Rip van Winkle - like, emphasized by the fact that he is totally zoned out of his mind.

Hey Matt, stop acting like such a choochtard mcfuddywinkle and get back to work!

by Hal E. Wood June 22, 2006

Brensity

A combination of brazenness and density typically portrayed in loud drunken settings

Yo, that dude outside Bit Bar had such Brensity that I thought we'd all get arrested

by Hal E. Wood June 25, 2016