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Home of the greatest university in the world, as well as the winningest college football team in history. Most college football teams hate Ann Arbor because every time they play Michigan they are reminded of their extreme inferiority (i.e. Penn State). Many other school's fans think they are "clever" by comparing Ann Arbor to a whore, but that's the best you can expect from a second rate education.
Joepa loses when he comes to Ann Arbor
Home of the greatest university in the world, as well as the winningest college football team in history. Most college football teams hate Ann Arbor because every time they play Michigan they are reminded of their extreme inferiority (i.e. Penn State). Many other school's fans think they are "clever" by comparing Ann Arbor to a whore, but that's what you get from a second rate education.
Joepa loses when he comes to Ann Arbor