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Haboos was the creator and ruler of the Persian Empire in 1843. He was assassinated shortly after his last meal which consisted of 45 happy meals. The alleged assassinator, Dababy, also known as "Jonathan Lyndale Kirk", mixed an absurd amount of laxatives' in his 20 Kit-Kat McFlurries. The investigators claim that he wanted to get revenge for stealing his Snickers bar. The assassinator claimed that he didn't intend on killing the ruler, but rather give harmless revenge in return. The assassinator expected the McFlurries to be shared with the ruler and his people, not for the ruler himself. The rulers excessive consumption mixed with a year supply of laxatives made the ruler explode. The explosion of the ruler bursted a year supply of food in result of the explosion. The Persian Empire went from a dictatorship to democracy after his death. The economy was free for the first time and slavery came to an end.
by Haboos Lover April 14, 2021