Sexual Orientation

Your sexual identity; sexual preference

Sexual orientations can be as simple as bisexual (attracted to both genders) or as complex as aego-demi-transquasi-pan-androgyno-graysexual. (Even I can't explain this one. I just now made it up.)
Normal person: What's your sexual orientation? I'm bisexual.
Tumblr User: I'm aego-gray-cupio-andro-apora-homosexual.
Normal Person: Oh, I was expecting some simple, like pansexual or asexual.
Tumblr User: *triggered*
by HPTrash November 16, 2017
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Minesweeper

A game that is built-in to every Windows computer. Most people don't know how to play it, but it's actually easy to do, except for one thing. On advanced mode it gets to the point where you have to GUESS which tile you're supposed to click, and it's so fucking aggravating.
After 800 attempts, I finally beat Minesweeper in advanced mode.
by HPTrash November 20, 2017
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