An obsession with which you cannot stop watching the Vampire Diaries. SYMPTOMS: falling in love with one (or both) of the Salvator brothers; staying up until 3 a.m. finishing a series; watching 52 episodes in less than a week; finding yourself frequently day dreaming about one (or more) of these characters. CURE: watch more Vampire Diaries.
"Hey, wanna hang?"
"Cant.. i watching VD."
"Shh.. no text. distracting me."
"Vampire Diaries AGAIN? You haven't stopped watching that show for the past week! You need to see a doctor about that VD-craving."
The fear that Hedwig (the owl from the Harry Potter series) will swoop down at any moment and bite your fingers off one-by-one.
"Hey, let's go outside!"
"Sorry... I can't. I have Hedwig-itis."
Future Mrs. Potter. (Going to marry Harry Potter of course.) Amazingly awesome, shortish, ball-of-awesome, artistic, beautiful, super smart, and she loves watching HP movies and the Vampire Diaries.
"Wow... what a hottie."
"I've heard she is super smart."
"Do you know her name?"
"Well It's kind of obvious... Haley Barks... duhhh??"