Widlund

A very ,very ,very short man. Usually he's 5'1 but some days he can be 4'2. (Equivalent to 130 cm). He is ginger and also like short girls, and boys.
HEY WIDLUND!
YEAH?
HOW IS THE WEATHER DOWN THERE?
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Behrouzi

A very small guy who thinks he's the shit, but realistically he's shit.
See that guy? We should hang out with him!
NO! HE'S A BEHROUZI! HE SMELLS LIKE MANURE!
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