4-20

A month in 2020 that was the end of days, at the culmination of COVID-19. Last act of humanity was the April Fool joke by US government that marijuana cures the corona virus.
Me: I can’t wait for 4-20! Imma smoke me a fatty and cure the pandemic!
Virus: Yes, that is going to happen! Mind if I take the first hit?
by HAFSNT March 22, 2020
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backhoe man

A construction worker who plows your wife instead of the back yard.
Doofus: The garage is not wired up because the contractor spent all with my wife instead of working!
Smart guy: That's because he's a backhoe man!
by HAFSNT July 23, 2023
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