Definitions by H.M.S. Sesquipedalophobia

Bernd das brot 

The most ultimate, rizziest sigma known to mankind.

He is the star character in the German TV channel KiKA.
Bernd is a depressed and curmudgeonly loaf of pullman bread speaking in a deep, gloomy baritone. He is small, rectangular and golden brown with hands directly attached to his body. He is the type of guy who you accidentally discover when turning on the tv at 1:17 am in B&B Hotel, Offenburg, Germany.

Alternative names:
The German Globgogabgolab
The channel 9 Nillywig
The divine one

The wise and omnipresent oracle

The prophecy-giver

All hail the mighty and omniscient Bernd das brot!!!
“Quick!! Turn on channel nine! The German Globgogabgolab, Berd das brot is speaking!”

Bernd das brot by H.M.S. Sesquipedalophobia November 12, 2023

nillywig 

A mischievous, devious and cunning person who is known for their deceptive and clever behavior, often with a touch of wickedness.

“Go to bed you nillywig”

nillywig by H.M.S. Sesquipedalophobia July 15, 2023

Whispicious 

To whisper in a particularly suspicious or devious manner

“I was whispiciously communicating with my boon companion in Latin”

Whispicious by H.M.S. Sesquipedalophobia May 11, 2023

Coddiwomple 

(English slang) This word means to “travel in a purposeful manner towards a vague destination,”

yeah.

I’m just going to go on a Coddiwomple

Coddiwomple by H.M.S. Sesquipedalophobia September 11, 2022