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A large, throbbing dancing scrum, set to dance-pop music, comprised mostly of fist pumping, high-fiving Jersey Shore types, and their hard partying, bottle poppin', ass-grinding compatriots.
When the Katy Perry song started up, the dance floor at the Wildwood bar became an undulating Jersey Shorgy.
by H. Wallbanger III October 3, 2011
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