1 definition by H. Balzac
The Wishbone is an act of love making which involves more than one person with at least one male partner in play. During the infancy of the act, it is the goal of the male partner(s) to stimulate his/their genitalia. As the arousal reaches near its climax, it is the responsibility of the male(s) to direct the sexual member(s) at the pre-designated collaborator – preferably a female to boast a distinguishable contrast from the remaining party – in order to coat this individual with a “shower of overwhelming win” (see Wikipedia’s entry on “bukkake”). After the showering has been completed, the next stage of the proceedings involves a strike to the left eye of the aforementioned collaborator with the objective of leaving a noticeable bruise. These initial three phases are in preparation for the fourth and final phase. At this point in the act, character parts are specified to each affiliate in the gathering – with the showered upon member as the lead – from a tale of classical literature for role-playing with the purpose of drawing parallels from the aforesaid literature and any experienced dilemmas in the affiliates’ lives in the same fashion as the children’s television show, Wishbone, with the possible intention of a therapeutic outlet. It should be noted that the goal of the shower of overwhelming win and strike to the left eye is to duplicate the appearance of the Jack Russell Terrier in the leading role of the series.
Friend #1: “So what did you do last night?”
Friend #2: “I got together with a couple of the guys and our special lady friend, and we Wishboned.
Friend #1: “Wait, what does “Wishboned” mean?”
Friend #2: “Look it up on Urban Dictionary; it’s where I got the idea from.”
(minutes later)
Friend #1: “Oh wow, did someone seriously turn Wishbone into a creepy sexual fetish?”
Friend #2: “Yeah, and what’s wrong with that? You shouldn’t knock it 'til you’ve tried it.”
Friend #1: “First of all, no thanks. And to answer your question, despite the fact that this entry fits the definition of wrong, the person that wrote it seemed to have probably spent a disturbing amount of time to make this sound pretty eloquent.”
Friend #2: “Oh yeah? Big deal. He can do what he wants because this is America.”
Friend #1: “Alright, that was strangely patriotic, so I’ll allow it.”
Friend #2: “I got together with a couple of the guys and our special lady friend, and we Wishboned.
Friend #1: “Wait, what does “Wishboned” mean?”
Friend #2: “Look it up on Urban Dictionary; it’s where I got the idea from.”
(minutes later)
Friend #1: “Oh wow, did someone seriously turn Wishbone into a creepy sexual fetish?”
Friend #2: “Yeah, and what’s wrong with that? You shouldn’t knock it 'til you’ve tried it.”
Friend #1: “First of all, no thanks. And to answer your question, despite the fact that this entry fits the definition of wrong, the person that wrote it seemed to have probably spent a disturbing amount of time to make this sound pretty eloquent.”
Friend #2: “Oh yeah? Big deal. He can do what he wants because this is America.”
Friend #1: “Alright, that was strangely patriotic, so I’ll allow it.”
by H. Balzac October 25, 2008