H A H A H A's definitions

Monogay

1. Being suuuuuper straight (*wink wink*) yet being gay for one particular person of the same sex.

Tim: You're so monogay.
Susan: I'm not gay!
Tim: You're basically dating your best friend, who is a girl. And I said monogay.
Susan: Yeah, but it's totally straight.
Tim: You're totally monogay.

by H A H A H A July 15, 2014