Definitions by Gyp n Jop

colonel lovelock 

A bunch of lightly coloured pubes all sitting together in the urinal

colonel lovelock is on gaurd today

after seeing a whole bunch of freshly scratched blond or ginger pubes in the toilet

colonel lovelock by Gyp n Jop October 28, 2017

colonel pubice

The strong upstanding pube left in the urinal in the gents.

"Ef me colonel pubice is on patrol again"

after leaving the toilet

colonel pubice by Gyp n Jop October 28, 2017