Definitions by Gyp n Jop

colonel pubice

The strong upstanding pube left in the urinal in the gents.

"Ef me colonel pubice is on patrol again"

after leaving the toilet

colonel pubice by Gyp n Jop October 28, 2017

colonel lovelock 

A bunch of lightly coloured pubes all sitting together in the urinal

colonel lovelock is on gaurd today

after seeing a whole bunch of freshly scratched blond or ginger pubes in the toilet

colonel lovelock by Gyp n Jop October 28, 2017