Definitions by Guy who hates pop punk

Roshombo

A testing of one's strength. Particularly when two men square off and take turns kicking eachother in the testicles. Traditional rules dictate that the first one to fall down loses, thereby making the man who remains standing the victor. A hint to those participating: it is best to reserve the first turn for yourself.

"Hey, that burger looks pretty good. I'll roshombo you for it - and I'll go first."

Roshombo by Guy who hates pop punk January 29, 2003

emocore 

First look up "emo". Emocore is the hardest, most outrageous, and sometimes most annoying perversion of an otherwise quality subsect of punk rock. It should be noted that emocore may result from a poser trying too hard to be emo.
If anyone knows who "Strong Sad" is, he is a good example of such behavior.

That band was so emocore, they were almost too emo.

emocore by Guy who hates pop punk January 29, 2003

Chops 

Long sideburns reaching down to the jawline.

If I were really cool, I'd have me some wicked bushy chops.

Chops by Guy who hates pop punk January 29, 2003

pop punk 

1. Watered down punk made with the sole purpose of selling it to teenage girls.
2. The worst thing to happen to punk rock since Mick Jones and Joe Strummer split up.
3. What many people think secretly killed Joey Ramone.

Oh my, God! Listen to this pop punk crap!

pop punk by Guy who hates pop punk January 29, 2003