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Definitions by Guy Who Laughs At Fatties

Arse licker 

One who engages the practice of licking someone else's arse.
Jack is an arse licker, because he licks peoples arses.
A bolognese sauce which when advertised features the now deceased mafia boss, Don Vito Corleone.
Liam: Which bolognese sauce which when advertised features the now deceased mafia boss, Don Vito Corleone?
Charles: Dolmio.
Liam: Yes, indeed.
A bolognese sauce which when advertised features the now deceased mafia boss, Don Vito Corleone.
Liam: Which bolognese sauce which when advertised features the now deceased mafia boss, Don Vito Corleone?
Charles: Dolmio.
Liam: Yes, indeed.

Lindsay Lohan

Liam: Hey Charles, who is a fat lesbian shit?
Charles: Lindsay Lohan.

Rumple Fugly 

A short, fat, wrinkly shit, who is generally fuck ugly.
Liam: You are a rumple fugly.
Charles: What, because I am a short, fat, wrinkly shit, and I am generally fuck ugly?
Liam: Yes, indeed.