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Shlonking is the act of smoking
weed
while shitting, and having an
orgasm
at the same
time
Hey Jack, I heard that
Mike
totally shlonked
weed
last night.
Holy shit! Matt still smells like ass after he shlonked that
weed
last night.
Shlonk
by
Gus0001
February 15, 2019
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