Definitions by Gulf Coast Misfit
Dark Secret
When a straight guy is in a dark room having sex with what he thinks is a women but it is actually a transvestite. The transvestite sits on his pole and then plants shim's root into his belly button.
"Dude did you hear about Beau getting hit with the Dark Secret?"
"Bummer man, shim looked like a chick at the bar."
"Bummer man, shim looked like a chick at the bar."
Dark Secret by Gulf Coast Misfit October 30, 2011
Wet Willette
When a guy is getting a blow job and pulls out of the girls mouth prior to ejaculating. He the puts his willie into her ear and blows his load.
Wet Willette by Gulf Coast Misfit October 30, 2011