2 definitions by Guido Sanduce
An adjective associated with moist, usually pre-mature, low-grade marijuana. Dank weed won't burn completely (stays black, doesn't create white or gray ash), tastes of chemicals or fertilizers and makes for terrible joints. Comes from the actual meaning of dank, like a dank, wet basement.
Man, all he's got is that dank ass shit weed. Can't even smoke it in a spliff.
This weed is dank, needs to be dried out.
This weed is dank, needs to be dried out.
by Guido Sanduce June 18, 2009
Male organ; commonly used during sexual intercourse for the ultimate goal of reproduction. Identical in nature to the Cocken.
ooooo mein spuren, it says ja! NB: This phrase is to be spoken with a poorly immitated german accent. To be promptly followed by a plethora of German-sounding jibberish. Example: "AHHH SHIT JAAA!" or, "oooo meinen Ahhhen"
by Guido Sanduce September 13, 2006