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Rock Scientist

Pretty much a geologist, just a lot shittier and less educated then a normal one.

Holy shit, did you hear that Rick’s backup plan is to become a rock scientist?!

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A large collection of small sticks/wood bunched together drifting with the wind.

Holy crap, can you believe that Big Bertha doesn’t know what a tumbleweed is?!

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