Definitions by Grunge Monkey

beer mathematics 

Used to define a person's inability to count (particularly beers) when intoxicated.

Guy 1: How many beers have I got?
Guy 2: You've got 2. You drunk 2
Guy 1: But I had 4
Guy 2: I know. you drank 2, and you've got 2 left
Guy 1: So there's 2 empty ones left, and 2 unempty ones?
Guy 2: What the hell is unempty?
Guy 3: XD I fucking love beer mathematics

beer mathematics by Grunge Monkey October 9, 2005

dracula

The number four. Named so due to the song used to teach young children how to count in French; "un, deux, trois, dracula!".

"What's the time?"
"Half past dracula"

"I'll see your three hundred, and I'll raise it to dracula"

dracula by Grunge Monkey August 28, 2005

twelvty 

Whatever number you like. Used in numerous instances, like suggesting a lot, or if you can't be arsed to figure out the actual number.

"What's the time?"
"Uhh.. about twelvty?"

"I heart you twelvty"

"Bloody hell, there's a group of about twelvty chavs over there"

twelvty by Grunge Monkey August 28, 2005