Definitions by Grundle Gargle

Anal Surge

When you really need to poop, then it suddenly all comes out without you knowing.

"I was walking down my street then I had an anal surge it hurt my asshole so bad"

A machine that is shaped like a vagina/pussy that you can insert your penis in.

Male 1: Hey bro did you get the kooch machine?
Male 2: Yea bruh got me real hard