Dude 1: "Hey, I got some hazelnuts. Want some?"
Dude 2: "GIVE ME THAT RIGHT NOW!!!"
Dude 1: "Chill out, I'm going to give you some."
Dude 2: "SOME? GIVE ME ALL OF THAT!"
Dude 1: "What's wrong with you today?"
Dude 2: "I guess I have garadromiplossaphilia"
Dude 2: "GIVE ME THAT RIGHT NOW!!!"
Dude 1: "Chill out, I'm going to give you some."
Dude 2: "SOME? GIVE ME ALL OF THAT!"
Dude 1: "What's wrong with you today?"
Dude 2: "I guess I have garadromiplossaphilia"
by GrumpBoat February 22, 2025
The irrational fear of spoonerisms.
Dude 1: "What's up, what are you having?"
Dude 2: "Oh, I'm having hazelnuts!"
Dude 1: "AAAAAAAAA!" *Flips table, sprints out of the restaurant.*
Dude 2: "What just happened?"
Waiter: "Oh, don’t mind him. He has garadromiplossaphobia."
Dude 2: "Oh, I'm having hazelnuts!"
Dude 1: "AAAAAAAAA!" *Flips table, sprints out of the restaurant.*
Dude 2: "What just happened?"
Waiter: "Oh, don’t mind him. He has garadromiplossaphobia."
by GrumpBoat February 22, 2025
When you are in extreme boredom and start typing 1234567890 while holding Shift.
...Why are you searching for this? Get back to your work.
...Why are you searching for this? Get back to your work.
*while doing homework*
I'm so bored! Let's play with the keyboard. *starts typing 1234567890 while holding Shift key, which turns out to be !@#$%^&*()*
I'm so bored! Let's play with the keyboard. *starts typing 1234567890 while holding Shift key, which turns out to be !@#$%^&*()*
by GrumpBoat February 22, 2025