a;ldkfjas;d

When a person is frustrated and starts smashing the keyboard. Feels random but surprisingly not.

"ur dog is eating ur homework again"
"noooooo not my homework a;ldkfjas;d"

by GrumpBoat February 22, 2025

garadromiplossaphobia

The irrational fear of spoonerisms.

Dude 1: "What's up, what are you having?"
Dude 2: "Oh, I'm having hazelnuts!"
Dude 1: "AAAAAAAAA!" *Flips table, sprints out of the restaurant.*
Dude 2: "What just happened?"
Waiter: "Oh, don’t mind him. He has garadromiplossaphobia."

by GrumpBoat February 22, 2025