garadromiplossaphobia

The irrational fear of spoonerisms.

Dude 1: "What's up, what are you having?"
Dude 2: "Oh, I'm having hazelnuts!"
Dude 1: "AAAAAAAAA!" *Flips table, sprints out of the restaurant.*
Dude 2: "What just happened?"
Waiter: "Oh, don’t mind him. He has garadromiplossaphobia."

by GrumpBoat February 22, 2025

!@#$%^&*()

When you are in extreme boredom and start typing 1234567890 while holding Shift.
...Why are you searching for this? Get back to your work.

*while doing homework*
I'm so bored! Let's play with the keyboard. *starts typing 1234567890 while holding Shift key, which turns out to be !@#$%^&*()*

by GrumpBoat February 22, 2025

qazwsxedc123

Ranked at #5760 of the most common passwords according to OWASP SecLists Project.

qazwsxedc123 is such a secure password i bet it's not on the list of the most common passwords!

by GrumpBoat February 22, 2025