Definitions by Grover Cleveland Alexander Hamilton van den Hoogenband III, Esq.

original jurisdiction 

to be the first person to have sex with a virgin

I am so happy i had original jurisdiction on this fine-ass-bitch!

original jurisdiction by Grover Cleveland Alexander Hamilton van den Hoogenband III, Esq. November 24, 2004

george w bush

shrub,
looks like a monkey
mommy's favorite accident

George W. Bush is a cock fag!

george w bush by Grover Cleveland Alexander Hamilton van den Hoogenband III, Esq. November 24, 2004