1 definition by Grot E. Gagen
A cream used to remove the visible signs of aging in the gay community of Brisbane, immortalised in the Guns 'n' Roses song 'Don't Fist' (based on their original song, 'Don't Cry').
"Apply Anusol softly / to my damaged brown eye. / It won't be healed tomorrow, / I won't tell a lie. / I know you've had latex inside you. / I've been there before. / Now felching has scarred you / so now you know. / Don't you fist tonight, / stretching's dangerous baby. / Don't you fist tonight. / Don't you fi-i-i-i-st tonight. / Tearing's gonna hurt you baby! / And don't you fist tonight!"
A softer number for post rectal reflection and guilt by the Gunners, as performed in Brisbane during their 'Use Your Intrusion' tour.
"Apply Anusol softly / to my damaged brown eye. / It won't be healed tomorrow, / I won't tell a lie. / I know you've had latex inside you. / I've been there before. / Now felching has scarred you / so now you know. / Don't you fist tonight, / stretching's dangerous baby. / Don't you fist tonight. / Don't you fi-i-i-i-st tonight. / Tearing's gonna hurt you baby! / And don't you fist tonight!"
A softer number for post rectal reflection and guilt by the Gunners, as performed in Brisbane during their 'Use Your Intrusion' tour.
"Oh man," Nick groaned. "I can feel anal warts coming on. Talk about a pile driver. Pass me the Anusol, girlfriend."
by Grot E. Gagen November 26, 2007