Grobert 's definitions

Glonk

To be in an emotional state where you are lusting or pining for a committed long term relationship, yet at the same time, are wishing to keep the freedom of being single.

"Mate not even being funny I need a wife so bad."

"No you don't lad, you're just Glonking rn. Stay evil."

by Grobert January 21, 2024