Gretel

Gretel is a morbidly obese orangutan who is taller in width than height. Gretel also wears a heavy load sign, sweat butter, and doesn’t understand what a diet is. Probably sucks the grease out of big macs and smells like they bathe in grease.
“Gretel you’re so big! And horizontally challenged!”
by Gretelisbig1823 November 15, 2023
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