2 definitions by Gregory Lipshits

moco

A county located relatively close to the D.C. Area and includes some of the blackest white people ever conceived on earth. If you are not of above average intelligence, you will most likely begin to emulate black culture around the age of 12, and by 14 you will be a straight up thugged out gangsta, who just happens to live in Olney and isn't actually a gangsta at all. The majority of the white male population in Montgomery County truly belives in their heart of hearts that they are black men, and will do anything to prove so. These activities are including but not limited to the following; smoking obnoxious amounts of weed, drinking until they black out/puke/crash a car, wearing clothes that are clearly 3 sizes too large, driving like morons, speaking like a mentally challenged black person, and saying the word "pilt". The best thing to do is avoid eye contact with these whiggers, because if it is made, the string of words that follows is neither comprehensible nor english. In conclusion, Montgomery County is horrible unless you're rich, and even then, your children will try to act like they're black and poor.

Yo them MoCo bamas be pilt up this junks.
Ey yo it's the MoCo Po!
Yo MoCo's gots the finest 13 year old bitches.

by Gregory Lipshits April 14, 2005

pilt

A term used to describe someone who is extremely intoxicated on alcohol, and is in the ghetto.

Yo son, we be pilt up in this joint.
Yo we be gettin pilt like woah.

by Gregory Lipshits April 14, 2005