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Definitions by GreggyMcGreggFace

Land Rover Flu

A state of physical and mental exhaustion triggered when multiple problems become apparent at the same time. Symptoms include a severe headache (from telling by beloved how much it will cost), an aching body (from spending hours under the chassis), and a runny nose (from lying on a freezing driveway).
I thought I just needed to replace the rear shocks but a spring is broken, the axle needs welding and the brake pipes need replacing. I’ve come down with a proper case of Land Rover flu.