Definitions by Greg Pooganus

signals of sexual frustration 

intensified and overly anxious actions caused by a lack of sex

Mary's constant bitchiness are signals of sexual frustration

signals of sexual frustration by Greg Pooganus December 19, 2003

plumber 

someone who connects pipes between his bum and his mouth

yesterday i caught the plumber choking on his own shit

plumber by greg pooganus April 12, 2003