Shorts hero

When someone attepmts to be a martyr by wearing shorts in very cold weather, and makes sure everyone hears about it.

Guy 1: Man, it's really cold outside.
Zach the Shorts Hero: Dude, it's not that bad, I'm wearing SHORTS.
Guy 1: Zach, stop being a shorts hero.

by Greg Monahan December 21, 2007

phantom vibrate

Thinking that your phone is vibrating in your pants, but when you take it out and look, you realize you have simply been faked out.

Aw man, I thought I was getting a call, but then I realized it was just a phantom vibrate .

by Greg Monahan February 23, 2008