Green Tito's definitions
The wailing of emergency services sirens in the small hours of the morning in any city where there are fires, traffic accidents and gang fights.
by Green Tito May 5, 2013
Get the Urban Dawn Chorusmug. A prosaic name for the toilet.
Men who don't have access to a private outdoor space will often repair to the WC for a bit of peace and quiet.
Men who don't have access to a private outdoor space will often repair to the WC for a bit of peace and quiet.
Woman: You were in the toilet a long time. Are you constipated again?
Man: No I just needed to spend some time on my spiritual allotment.
Woman (mutters under breath): That's why it smells like manure in there then.
Man: No I just needed to spend some time on my spiritual allotment.
Woman (mutters under breath): That's why it smells like manure in there then.
by Green Tito May 6, 2013
Get the Spiritual Allotmentmug.