Stranger: Who are you? Im ___.
Me: Iͯ̀ ̩͗a҉m̵͚ ̊ca͑ͥ̚l̡̙ͯlͦe͉̙ͣḋ̒̋ ̻G̖̝͋r̙a̢̲̻y̧̒ ͘aͣn̟d̟ ̥͐i͌ am͚͒ͥ ̌the ̻mon̬̑̐s̻ͫ̄ter̭ͯ ͮͧì́̀n̰ ̻y̩͒o̽͡ũ̌r ̣n̝iͭ̓g̑ͬͥh̞̿t̜̐͘m̄̄ar̛͈̠ḛs͎.̟ ̭ͦͯI̮ͧ̈́ ̬͒̃sḥ̓alľ̝ ̙f̴͓͐ů͓ͬse͉ ͍èv͕e̬͙̺r̋͌̚ỹ̹̥ ̝gray̤̜ ̣̋it͗̔͘ḛm͘͝ ̯on̈́͟ t͛h̗̟ͯì̘ s̙͒ ͏̰̚p͇̿lan͛͛̍et̗́ to͔ͦ ́ͯbeċ̐̔o̪m̲e̓̍ ̮ͪ͡ù̫ l͙͂tra̫͆ ͍҉̅G̈́̕͡r͇̐̚aỷ͠ ͇̲͘a͊nd̝̉ ̯̬ṱ̢a̭͔k̻ͪ͏e ͩ̉ͨōv̤̣e͑r̵͇ t̙͑h̄̇̄e̊͡ ̑w̟ͤ̌o͈̹̓r͔͆ld̃!͞ So how's your day?
Me: Iͯ̀ ̩͗a҉m̵͚ ̊ca͑ͥ̚l̡̙ͯlͦe͉̙ͣḋ̒̋ ̻G̖̝͋r̙a̢̲̻y̧̒ ͘aͣn̟d̟ ̥͐i͌ am͚͒ͥ ̌the ̻mon̬̑̐s̻ͫ̄ter̭ͯ ͮͧì́̀n̰ ̻y̩͒o̽͡ũ̌r ̣n̝iͭ̓g̑ͬͥh̞̿t̜̐͘m̄̄ar̛͈̠ḛs͎.̟ ̭ͦͯI̮ͧ̈́ ̬͒̃sḥ̓alľ̝ ̙f̴͓͐ů͓ͬse͉ ͍èv͕e̬͙̺r̋͌̚ỹ̹̥ ̝gray̤̜ ̣̋it͗̔͘ḛm͘͝ ̯on̈́͟ t͛h̗̟ͯì̘ s̙͒ ͏̰̚p͇̿lan͛͛̍et̗́ to͔ͦ ́ͯbeċ̐̔o̪m̲e̓̍ ̮ͪ͡ù̫ l͙͂tra̫͆ ͍҉̅G̈́̕͡r͇̐̚aỷ͠ ͇̲͘a͊nd̝̉ ̯̬ṱ̢a̭͔k̻ͪ͏e ͩ̉ͨōv̤̣e͑r̵͇ t̙͑h̄̇̄e̊͡ ̑w̟ͤ̌o͈̹̓r͔͆ld̃!͞ So how's your day?
by GrayWillCommitWorldDomination May 11, 2022