Definitions by Grant Hansen

Doing a David 

When you feed your pet puppy dog a meat feast pizza and when said dog inevitably dies you act sorry but don’t accept you killed it despite you feeding it a pizza twice it’s weight

“Oh don’t overfeed your dog! You’re doing a David!”

Doing a David by Grant Hansen June 13, 2018

Mr Hartley

A young tor who likes big balls and shaving small children

“My dad is mr Hartley”

Mr Hartley by Grant Hansen June 13, 2018

Salime Ranal 

A term used after someone ejaculates in such a large quantity - the general rule is over 100cm squared - that would require a pipe to transport the spilled load deep underground via a Salime Ranal.

This word can also be used to call a male individual a horny slut.

“Ugh! I checked my mass balance! We’re going to need a Salime Ranal!”

Shut the fuck up mate! You Fucking Salime Ranal

Salime Ranal by Grant Hansen June 12, 2018