Grant Hansen's definitions

Soaked Balls

When your jizz blast is not strong enough to fully shoot from your cock so it just exits your japseye and dribbles down your cock and balls.

Barry: I’ve already jizzed 3 times I’m worried I’m going to get Soaked Balls if I go again

by Grant Hansen August 13, 2018

Fisherman’s Load

When you catch a large amount of fish out at sea on a fishing boat, one must grab one of the fish and use the fish slime as a lubricant. You then bust a nut into the ocean. This is known as Fishermans Load.

Jakub Chickowski: Guys! I jut caught a bunch of fish!

Lennon Vipond: Yes! Now we can perform Fisherman’s Load

by Grant Hansen July 2, 2018

Borderline Queer

When something is only just gay.

eg. playing fallout 4 or trying to get pussy with a polish boy.

For example, Spillary could be classed as Borderline Queer.

by Grant Hansen July 1, 2018