Definitions by Grant Cowan

noonan 

When someone's kids takes a dump on a public area.

Do any of you fine waitresses have a scoop type implement and baby wipes? My kid just dropped a noonan next to the dessert bar.

noonan by Grant Cowan March 12, 2017

gooched

When someone completes a taske rejoicefully they are slapped in the face by a workmate.

Rick completed an action Item and was gooched by Grant

gooched by Grant Cowan July 18, 2008