1 definition by Granola Boy
The status of a bikini clad young lady after having been granted an audience with the Lord Chonk. The liaison typically occurs in Lord Chonk's Chonk Bag.
(young Lady) My goodness gracious. I have been well and truly chonked!
(Lord Chonk) You are welcome, my dear. Now vacate my Chonk Bag and head back to the TV studio.
(Lord Chonk) You are welcome, my dear. Now vacate my Chonk Bag and head back to the TV studio.
by Granola Boy April 1, 2010