Definitions by GrannyGrunt
wandering zipper disease
A polite(ish) way to call out somone who seeks extra-curricular activities outside their relationhip.
1. That cheating bastard has wandering zipper disease!
2. Mr. Smith and Mrs Jones have wandering zipper disease.
2. Mr. Smith and Mrs Jones have wandering zipper disease.
wandering zipper disease by GrannyGrunt March 2, 2021