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Chalice

Noun: cautionary descriptive term for a very desirable, attractive, sexy woman with more than a hint of dangerous allure and mystery about her, but with regrettable and unmistakable chav tendencies.

Steve, "I sort of pulled last night, but it's just a one off." Jon, "how's so?" Steve, "well there was this smoking hot fit girl in here last night, and we kinda got it on. She took me back to her place which was a static caravan behind the estate, but on the way there she stopped for a piss between two dumpsters. She squatted, pulled over her Burberry thong, revealing a wizard sleeve big enough for twins, wazzed all over the place and then insisted on some fried chicken." Jon, "she sounds proper class mate," Steve, "yeah I had a good time but didn't go meat to meat. Jon, "wise move" Steve, "yeah gotta be careful, she's a proper chalice."

by Grandsire July 23, 2023