borona

Noun, the name given to that first, very welcome beer after a period of abstinence (typically owing to illness) which is ruined by being stuck at the bar with some boring cunt

Greg, "I had just got out of hospital and was having my first beer, but fuck me Carlo was there and came over." Matt, "you poor cunt, he's so dull, you must have thought why me? I don't deserve a borona!" Greg, "too right, I wished I'd died and never made it to the bar."