Definitions by Grand Master OverSpank
Anal Precognition
The state being were in one's head is lodged so far up one's own anal cavity that one becomes able to see the future.
I've never a manger with such incredibly homes powers of anal precognition. He must have really had to work hard to get his head that far up his own ass!
Anal Precognition by Grand Master OverSpank April 8, 2017