Gordy W.'s definitions

Beard Boxer

A girl with a bush that sleeps with women.

She doesn't like men, she's a beard boxer.

by Gordy W. September 5, 2023

Holler Scholar

Noun: Intelligent hillbilly who doesn't pronounce big words correctly.

She's no dummy but when she talks you can tell she's a Holler Scholar.

by Gordy W. June 28, 2025

Sphincter Sprinkler

When a man gets out of bed to go pee and doesn't realize his pecker is stuck to his ball sack and he pees on his butthole.

I had to get a towel this morning cuz I had sphincter sprinkler.

by Gordy W. March 6, 2025