Egghead Diplomacy

When you spend more time looking for someone to do a task than it takes to do the task.

Quit using egghead diplomacy and do the job.

by Gordy W. March 12, 2025

Holler Scholar

Noun: Intelligent hillbilly who doesn't pronounce big words correctly.

She's no dummy but when she talks you can tell she's a Holler Scholar.

by Gordy W. June 28, 2025

Sphincter Sprinkler

When a man gets out of bed to go pee and doesn't realize his pecker is stuck to his ball sack and he pees on his butthole.

I had to get a towel this morning cuz I had sphincter sprinkler.

by Gordy W. March 06, 2025