Definitions by Goony GNU

The Chav 

A break-up (a couple that is dating) method that is cold and calculated. The path of least resistance is always taken with no confrontation. Texting is ideal, or simply ignoring the situation and "waiting for it to resolve itself" (office space style).

As soon as we landed and went to our respective cars, I sent him a text, "I'm not feeling it"

Man, she hasn't returned any of my calls. "Yo, I think your getting The Chav".

The Chav by Goony GNU April 1, 2016