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Definitions by Goontavious III Gonnius II

The Old Cremator 

when a bunch of old sweaty men get together in a sauna and partake in a diddy party
"Yo bro i was at the pool and went into the sauna and joined in on The Old Cremator!"

baja bazooka 

a girl bends over and you put a shook up baja blast in her ass with a couple mentos
"Man I wish my girl would let me give her a baja bazooka i'd marry her on the spot!"

fouting spouse 

when youre eating a ho out and she fart in yo face
"Yo Erica over there my fouting spouse she got me gassing"