UK old woman who sits around eating crumpets and flirting excessively online in chatrooms with anyone who will talk to her.
by Goonie's Revenge September 23, 2023
Get the crumpet strumpetmug. A double-quadchin that a fat welsh woman (usually named Justine) has after countless years of drinking too much wine and eating too many snacks.
Her octochin is getting out of control.
by Goonie's Revenge September 27, 2023
Get the octochinmug.