Goonie's Revenge's definitions

crumpet strumpet

UK old woman who sits around eating crumpets and flirting excessively online in chatrooms with anyone who will talk to her.

The crumpet strumpet was overly aggressive in chat.

by Goonie's Revenge September 23, 2023

octochin

A double-quadchin that a fat welsh woman (usually named Justine) has after countless years of drinking too much wine and eating too many snacks.

Her octochin is getting out of control.

by Goonie's Revenge September 27, 2023